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In the ongoing debate over the future of AI, I want you to be aware that I have discovered three new definitions of AI, all of which were on exhibit, when Attorney General Todd Blanche testified before Congress. The first definition of AI is “artificial ignorance,” which is defined as knowing something to be untrue, but nonetheless making a claim that it is worthy of belief. The second new definition is “artificial infatuation,” which is a role-playing concept in which someone is foolishly and recklessly infatuated with an unworthy human being. The third new definition of AI is “artificial ingratiation,” which is defined as saying something incredibly unworthy of belief in order to ingratiate yourself to some other “artificially ignorant” being. Under these definitions of the words AI, Blanche was guilty on all counts. My understanding is that the disease caused by these AI manifestations is epidemic within a 1 mile radius of the White House.
Rick Dollinger
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Thank you for this sanity check.
Sorry to have missed this wonderful letter this week! Yet another symptom of the disease is Artificial Individuals. They are the descendants of the original body snatcher pods from the 1950’s who aim to conquer our earth. Messrs. Blanche and Trump are among them! We must resist!
Excellent descriptions. Hope a vaccine is in development.
Thank you for the smiles, Mr. Dollinger. I was not able to smile during the testimony of Bizarro World’s Todd Blanche. It must require immense self-discipline to say such things under oath with a straight face.
I respectfully add a 4th definition of AI- “Artificially Indifferent”. Hopefully, voters will not display this in the fall.